"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
Nobody was expecting us
Oh, god, Monty Python spam…
finally a fandom hijack I can get behind
flamingos really piss me off like what the hell are they doing??????
lookin 4 tha party
saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license
I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.
hello small feathered things i am a baby elephant it is nice to meet you may we shake noses?
MAY WE SHAKE NOSES
I have a really hot waiter.Guys he came back with my food and said, “Careful the plate is hot too.” So I asked, “too?” and hE TOUCHED MY SHOULDER THEN MADE A SIZZLING NOISE.IM FREAKING OUT WHAT DO I DO.
goodbye my sweet